3/30/22. This one reads like a one of those cooking blogs where you have to read a life story to get to the recipe, except it's the wild fever dream of a mom losing her mind. Or like one of those ridiculous t-shirt ads! It's one of my favourites. What's your favourite line?
Edition : #1
Pens used: 0.5mm, 0.3mm, and 0.2mm rOtring isographs
Inks used: Noodler's Apache Sunset, Akhmatova Green, and Heart of Darkness
Total movement distance: 2059.7113 ft
Time to plot: 7hr, 15min
Number of blades: 209
Number of segments per blade: 344
Sun Size: 8.2804 inches
Start Shape Size: 0.2298 inches
Longest blade: 7.7403 inches
Biggest Sway: 2.8533 inches
Blade Mode: cubic_out, (29.12% likely)
Sway Mode: linear, (50.0% likely)
Wind Roll: 33.3415, (95.0% likely)
Blade Construction: (96.0% likely)
Portrait Roll: 85.9008, (99.0% likely)
The Statistical Unlikelihood of this plot: 13.14593280%
"A horror story about the kitchen sink in 4 sentences. (I’m kidding. I’m really not. But it was the inspiration for my kitchen sink video.)
I’m a mom. I’m also a writer. I love to write and I love to read. (OK, I love to read and I love to write, but I’m not a writer, I’m a mom. I’m a writer and a reader. And I’m not a mom, I’m a writer. So I’m a writer and a reader.)
I’m a busy mom with two beautiful daughters. I’m a busy wife with two amazing husbands. I work hard, but I also play hard. I make time for life, but make time for work. I love my family, but I also love my friends. (I do not love my family, I love my friends.)
I’m a writer. Yeah, I know, like I said, I’m a mom. I’m a writer. And I’m a reader. And I’m a writer and a reader. I read a lot. I read a little. I read a lot. I read a little.
I’m a writer. I’m a reader. I’m a writer and a reader."